The agenda of cruelty at work yet again.

So the plan is that everyone that works for FEMA quits because no one can afford this. FEMA is eliminated because no one can afford to work for FEMA. And then at the next 10 hurricanes we get, everybody dies. Good job, Republicans at Making America the Worst Fucking Place to Live and Work.. MATWFPTLAW is probably too…

FEMA tried to do this to us (disaster assistance employees) after Katrina, too. We told them hell no and they left us alone. But they were in shambles at the time and didn’t have the bandwidth to enforce the law.

Yeah that checks out: it doesn’t help any of Trump’s pals and FEMA totally sounds like it should be a 9-to-5 job.

It also came across that they didn’t want to sell to Katy because of her racy lyrics. Which, fuck that. Nuns do get the shit end if the child molester’s stick, but they also willingly sacrificed their life to a regressive, patriarchal religion that proudly treats all women like second class citizens.

...and the court decision.

I didn’t think I could find Jennifer Lawrence more insufferable, but then I have been subjected to her ridiculous self importance/indulgence on this mother! Press tour that I feel like is legit never ending!

Why would you fuck up your hair for ONE day of colour? Someone tell this girl about wigs.

Whenever I see a celebrity, in mind because I recognize them, my first thought is always, “oh it’s a friend of mine...”
Anyway, one time I was walking down the street and when I looked up I saw Blake Lively walking straight towards me. Recognizing her, my eyes lit up and I instinctively said, “oh, hey...!”
But as I was…

Lily Collins spent exactly one day as a blonde.

Their testimony is irrelevant on its face and would’ve never been admissible in a trial, but it serves as an intimidation tactic for both the victim and the LAPD/DA’s office.

I’m so very curious how the testimony of 50 people can possibly be relevant. 50? Were 50 people in a room to watch them have consensual sex? Did she tell 50 people she was lying? Unless she confessed on tape that he didn’t rape her in one of those weird sessions and 50 people heard it I’m entirely stumped by this.

I love the dissonance of the statement: 

“While he was coaching a youth soccer match today, Mr. Yeatman ― a Netflix kids’ programming executive ― was approached by a stranger who did not identify herself or explain her connection to Danny Masterson,” the statement read. “Mr. Yeatman’s comments were careless, uninformed and do not represent the views of the…

Oh come off it.

It’s probably because I read trashy magazines, but Markle’s freckles are pretty heavily featured in her current fashion shots. They discuss them at length. And her nose seems exactly the same. There was even an article about plastic surgeons attempting to recreate her nose for loony fans.

That and she’s TV Hot, while he’s a balding ginger.

I hope he still has the address of that coal mine.

I loved that incredulous look on her face near the beginning when she was watching the adverts, as if thinking: “Adults say the darndest things! - no adult thought to point out how wrong this is?”

Just goes to show (again) that Linda Ellerbee is The Best.