Nah. As others have said, the sell-by date is not something to go by for anything; generally your sense of smell is going to take care of that for you. On the (extremely rare) occasion I’ve ever had milk in the house expire either before the date or before I could finish it, I could always tell just by it smelling…

What, is iced tea too spicy for you?

I drink Real Milk but usually pair it with Special K with strawberries or Raisin Bran. Or as hot cocoa. Took a nice walk around the neighborhood yesterday and it was windy and cold and garbage but I got home and had a nice mug of hot cocoa and the world didn’t suck quite as much.

I want to slap you just reading that first sentence so yes. Yes it does.

Try Lactaid pills or Lactaid milk. I developed lactose intolerance in my late 20s, but strangely, I’m less lactose intolerant now (a decade later). Don’t know why I started having trouble, and don’t know why it got better. I used to not be able to eat most ice cream beyond 4 bites, but now it’s rare that ice cream…

I like to think of them as Deadspin’s Will-Leitch-era throwback unis.

I’m surprised the Deadspin cafeteria doesn’t serve Malk. I hear it’s packed with Vitamin R.

Ha, I’m sure Marchman uses some sort of triple organic, ginger infused, soy flavored abomination which is hand crushed with volcanic rocks to put on the ubersweetgoat feed he tries to pass as cereal.

Ahem. https://adequateman.deadspin.com/raw-milk-is-for-idiots-1763837603

“if e did a atste test you would pass ti”

It’s weird seeing you guys. Please hire stand-ins and do re-enactments. Or at least make Nick and Tom dress differently.

Actually all the other mammalian species are fine with drinking it too, they’re just too inept to collect it.

So, some were udderly confused?

Agreed! When my ex said the famous person he felt the strongest connection to was James Corden, I should’ve known immediately that it wasn’t going to work out :(

My immediate reaction: “Oh do please tell us more of the trials of parenting as a one-percenter, dear Ashton.”

Yeah, there’s a certain sort of rape joke that works by shaming the rapist, but few men are able to pull those off. I will accept jokes from men in which the targets are men who say nothing about rape, though.

Yes! When he got into late night, I had no idea who he was, which was weird because even though Fallon is terrible, I’d heard of him.

He just kinda showed up on TV, seemingly out of thin air, and never left.

James Corden just can’t stop sticking his foot in his mouth.

All of James Corden’s Jones aren’t funny. He should apologize for that, get out of the entertainment business, and go back to the UK and live in anonymity.