As soon as Ohio gets off her shift she will join the and fray whoop the shit out of both of those state-shaped retirement homes.

Arizona is going to drunkenly challenge Florida to a fist fight in a Waffle House parking lot at 2am for the title of who’s the biggest national embarrassment 

I didn’t watch the video but for that last point, ME!

Those smarmy Midwest Rethuglican Congressman with their “Well he just says what everybody’s thinking” — well, it’s not our fault the only people you know are a bunch of backward reactionary bigot bastards, you corrupt redneck bottom-feeder.