Spoiler alert

Simulated convertible roofs. At one point people were putting these on EVERYTHING. Florida's retirement communities are apparently still awash with this. Every time I see a newer car with one, inevitably it has Florida plates on it.

As a Jalopnik, I love Caddys, mainly because I just love cars. A friend of mine bought a house recently and didn't check out the garage until after the closing (right there you know he's not a car guy). In the garage sat a 1989 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham D'Elegance with 75k.

Doesn't anyone remember the Merkur cars? The XR4Ti and the Scorpio