Hell yeah, let’s shut down pig farms, too.

You’re right, $200 million is an obscene amount of money, and it shouldn’t be spent on movies, period. But if it is going to happen, I’d rather Martin Scorsese have it than some limpid schmo churning out faceless dreck for MarvelDisney. 

nah

millions will die but at least we get to be epic about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This has some real low-tier, Obama-era NBC vibes. 

The Comeback is utterly perfect. She rules.

Calm down. It’s Matt LeBlanc.

This is pretty fucking gross. Cuomo is about to have the blood of millions on his hands. But I’m glad you plan to yell at him for not being nice to those silly little sub-human prisoners, uwu

Ok fuck, that Reno 911 clip was great. Am I going to have to get this.

Okay, but does Charles Lindbergh call anyone a “fucknozzle” or “waffletwat?” 

Second paragraph, my man.

It’s sad they ripped off the title of that very worthwhile Joe Dante/Josh Olson podcast The Movies That Made Me.

I agree — it’s for sure Lindelof’s own fanfic. Fanfic into which he stuffed:

The majority of its major plotlines are continuations of the comics. Calling it anything other than a sequel is like calling a miniseries a “limited series event.” Just call it a sequel. Enough with the desperate scrambles for empty prestige (a premise made only more absurd in light of the comic’s themes).

To quote our favorite little mayor, “Buh?”

Technically only a possibility if you choose to continue the story, which Moore was explicitly against. The comics’ whole raison d’etre was to tell a complete story. How radical.

Moore’s whole point was that Ozymandias never would have received the “justice” he deserved.

Bro, Ozymandias gets arrested by the main characters as a goddamn punchline. Looney Tunes shit.

lol yes, because the comic was DEFINITELY pro-authority. 

Oh fuck OFF.