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I recently rewatched this episode, and

you should go to twitter with this bit, you’d do numbers

funny, i “run and gag” when i see nate silver. folks,

my mistake!

Oh, for a second i thought this was a sincere post. as you were.

Too much miscalculation to unpack in a single post, but I’ll start here: What in god’s name makes Klobuchar the best presidential candidate in the year 20-fucking-20?

I like how every sentence is vying to be its own christgauian gem. Just the lamest shit imaginable, lmao

wow got ‘em

Some strong “Little Bill blows his brains out” vibes. Can’t wait. 

Because for a clown-dick like Don jr., even a non-survivalist can be the most dangerous game.

they take somebody who has no survival experience and throw them into a Survivor-type situation with no protection and no way to fight back...how exactly isthat the most dangerous game?

goddamn, 2019 pop culture is such a normie hellscape. 

It’s laughable and irresponsible to think Warren has a better chance of winning than Bernie. 

L — and I cannot stress this enough — MAO.

Can’t wait for more faceless, toothless horror from this modern master of the bland. 

Imagine thinking a willful deployment to Afghanistan — in 2014! is something we should be applauding. Good god.

I certainly do.

Thank the fucking GODS for this incandescent Jai Paul release

I don’t know, man. I would LOVE that.

You do know that almost all obituaries for aging celebrities are pre-written and ready to go right?