Stephen King would eat shit to write a closing sentence as horrifying as

Um, have you noticed the sweeping, crashing wave of hysterical online activism and mob justice?

True, we do like to get people fired when they say homophobic shit on Twitter or, like, call the cops on a little black girl. And we still get to make fun of people whose heads explode when Cross says he wants to shit on the president. That’s absolutely the case.

Snowboard Kids. What a weird-ass game that I still think about on, like, a weekly basis. 

Who knows, maybe she’ll have a Kristen Stewart-style emergence. This is certainly the movie to do that, I guess. 

At your orgies, people are unambiguously sacrificed.

It’s hard to even put the movie into words. Tension in every frame.

Ohhhhh yes.

Sweeeet, I will!

A recent rewatch of Eyes Wide Shut made me realize how legitimately creepy that cult can, at times, be. Mostly when we’re first introduced to them. The masks, the rituals, the music. It loses some of the mystique once context comes, but yeesh, it’s a straight-up horror movie for a while.

Counterpoint: Twitter is free and so is this site and honestly, who gives a shit about anything? Let a thing be a thing, even if it’s bad.

You keep Zach Woods’ name out of your trash mouth. 

Look out. This bitch out here slingin’ fire.

Dougie Kushner!

Well ya don’t have to be an ass about it.

Damn, a Rick and Morty avatar responds to a comment on his “lol Trump is gay” joke with a Daniel Tosh image macro. What bingo did I just win?

It was so much more deeply layered and focused than the (excellent) first season. Plus, no Martin Freeman.

WHAT is up with this forward-leaning motherfucker. That’s, like, a Michael Jackson angle.

Agreed. Chelsea Girl is great, though. I need to give the rest of her output a shot. 

Alamo? Nah, Kansas City.