Good eye.  I didn’t even get past the obviously fucked hood/stripes, insta-fuckery right there. 

damn talk about serious eagle eye 

I’ve seen one with no stripes, but I’ve never seen one with just the grill stripped.  Questions, indeed.

The engine, transmission and gas tank had been removed.  They used to have a large warehouse in Florida, but I think it’s closed.  Probably auctioned off as a shell.

In Eminem’s origin story he’s bit by a radioactive Summer’s Eve.

My original intro included pointing out what a poor choice of descriptor “head turner” was for a Dale Earnhardt tribute car. I decided to change it because I thought too many people might take offense.

I'm definitely going straight to hell. See y'all there!

I still think it’s ugly. Must be one of those CTR-type “looks way better in person” scenarios.

SPIT TAKE

Stop!

15 years past being a classic?  What does that even mean?  It’s more classic?  It’s too old to be a classic?  It’s just barely a classic?

When we were kids on our twice-annual drives down the coast for family trips, the South of the Border billboards were one of the few highlights of an otherwise joyless stretch of highway.

What about the ZLolz1?

Pardon me, but do you have any yellow mustard?

Let’s not.

I’m the nut who would rather have a Merkur XR4Ti.

Burger King is a Canadian based company (they merged with Tim Hortons a few years ago and did some legal wiggling so they can avoid paying US taxes.) Shameful. You’d think Trump would know that and could find a Russian company to do the catering.

You didn’t have to jump out the window so soon after the joke. You could’ve let it linger

Hopefully she doesn’t become a . . . ZOMBIE