Never take the G train to anywhere.

I'm 99% certain fish do not have balls.

I'd say HiveWard is waaaaay more than half crazy.

Callback to pescado though!

Jeb!

Carey Zepps?

It's far from alone in its awfulness.

Everyone knows the Soviet Union was synonymous with due process!

I'd forgotten that. But it's interesting, because I was thinking this episode that Matthew might be gay.

This does not have enough upvotes.

I do not desire to go down that path.

People are generally talking about the Slate podcast, which is pretty great.

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Oleg and Stan are my favorite frenebros.

They're definitely an issue in the context of episode-specific reviews.

No one thought of just GIVING HIM A BLINDFOLD?

He gave a her a warning. I wouldn't call it fair.

I kept thinking of the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend song that goes "I love my daughter, but not in a creepy way". Except this was in a creepy way.

Pro tip: If you keep fish oil pills in the freezer, it greatly reduces fishy burps.

Lincoln is definitely not a hipster.