I read the champagne corks one as:

That depends if you're using it as a geographic or political term.

Dylan Baker is my favorite thing so far this season.

He's already dead.

http://i.imgur.com/nn0z64m.gif

People don't wear deodorant in East Asia? Even in packed cities? Even on those Tokyo subways where people have to shove you in?

BCAMM, as she will now be known.

Particularly in the summer, I'm partial to walking under it, because it lasts longer on your hair than on your skin.

See: Axe.

I thought they wanted five seasons.

Similarly, I like when it's unclear if music is actually in the show or not, so I can stroke my chin and make a remark about things being "diegetic".

"Middle East" is a very vague term which can be used to encompass a variety of countries depending on the context.

That's what they want you to think.

I've always wondered how differently people would react if the kids were Patrick and Hannah instead of Paige and Henry.

In the bathroom, yeah. I said the same thing.

I actually lol'd at that.

It saddens me that the term "bromance" had not yet been coined.

Not dead, murdered.

I imagine the AV Club has its fair share of both.

I was skeptical of his whole "I need to save room" thing…in my experience, teenage boys are bottomless pits.