I'm hoping for a small convention of proofreaders to break out from this. Ren pens ahoy!

Nora would give you a Look.

One does not simply throw out Nora.

Because David Lee = $$$.

Michelle and Robert King must hate their race very much if this is where they're going with the show

I would watch a Nora spinoff. Or a retelling of TGW through Nora's eyes.

It would be more honest than literally every other slogan ever.

You would be shocked and appalled by how many people in the real world don't use adblock and can't do really basic computer/internet shit. Particularly people in their teens and early twenties, for some reason. My undergrad interns are frequently far less computer-savvy than I am. (I'm almost 30.)

I'm pretty sure the Bible is longer than Hamilton though. And not written by a certified genius.

I actually thought she had been, and I was like, "Why are they acting like she's new?"

Yes! Normally I don't even noticed that it's a wig, but wtf.

Hey, screw you for the spoiler.

Um, because she's Jewish?

That was what I thought, and then they mentioned Corinthian, so…

Does she have anything but wine?

It's amazing how sane the 90s look in retrospect.

Yeah, I can't see what Peter brings for an HRC campaign. They've been explicit about it being Hillary, not some fictional candidate, and a guy from Illinois who cheated with a prostitute is not adding any value.

Or Marissa in the IDF.

But Diane is a goddess in all ways, so that's different.

Has your exclamation mark key ever just fallen off from overuse? I'm literally not sure I've ever seen a post from you without at least one. Wait, no, sometimes they have question marks instead. But usually multiple exclamation marks.