I will gladly drop acid and take a swim in a sensory deprivation tank to travel to a parallel Earth with tears in the fabric of reality threatening my daily existence if it means not experiencing this 2016 election.

Pls say that on the twitter so I can retwit it.

JFC KINJA WHY IS THAT SO GIANT AND HIDEOUS.

COINCIDENTALLY JUST CAME ACROSS THIS IN MY RSS ILU TA-NEHISI.

That is a common misconception. I’ve been on twitter since the Bush Administration and have never once had to resort to that.

You have to look at the crazies in your party and let it slide a little when you take into account all the good they’ve done.

Safan Foers?

In comparison to Bernie and his Bros though, Clinton was gracious and her supporters quite quickly came aboard for Barack. The convention baton was passed.

We do not speak of the woman who ruined Thelma and Louise for me with her privileged Bernout bullshit.

Oh, no, certainly not in a good way. Someone on twitter—I think Sady Doyle—coined the term Jacbroins and I died laughing. Because yes. And he’s definitely going to end up there someday.

I am unsure if compliment or diss or

MY GOD. YOU SUMMONED HIM. MERE HOURS LATER: http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/the-identity-of-a-famous-person-is-news-1787392847?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+jezebel%2Ffull+%28Jezebel%29

BTW, where IS HamNo these days?

Libertarianism is a fundamentally immature, selfish ideology.

Laugh. Out. Loud. For real.

In a tremendously stupid move, xoJane banned all the good commenters, apparently not realizing that the commenters are the only reason people go there.

I...I just...it’s like...

Legal duty, I assume they mean.

Gracias!

Gracias!