I mean I just do that in general.

Probably because it turns out she’s a dilettante troll.

He’s a magical elf.

I think he’s going to win his primary just fine. The general is going to be interesting though.

It’s fucking insane that we don’t have paper ballots in every single election in every single jurisdiction.

I am a lifelong Democrat. And a liberal. And a supporter of Elizabeth Warren.

Thank you for your concern for women and gays. Fuck off now.

Seriously?!

I have no idea.

It’s going to be even better than give-no-fucks Obama, because she’s had decades of giving so, so many fucks.

I personally have no reservations about supporting her, and have been a huge fan since before I could vote, there are some positions of hers that I’m not completely comfortable with. Especially regarding foreign policy (although I realize it’s an incredibly complicated topic, and while I might wish she wasn’t such an…

That’s their real beef. They want THEIR pet issues covered, not our identity politics.

Can I push the nuclear button with my boobs?

Okay instead of reading another horrible article, here’s a good rape-related thing: California Assembly votes to remove time limits on rape cases in wake of Cosby accusations

No, it’s the justice system.

Fucking defense lawyers. How can they defend a piece of shit like this kid.

And it’s not necessarily a good idea to punish judges for being too lenient.

The bean, I believe.

I literally laughed out loud at that.

Every time some fuckwit Republican judge does something like this I’m reminded of all the people smugly telling me that “four years” of Trump would be worth it to magically turn the Democrats into socialists.