I can, because I’ve met men.

Yes, I made the same joke on Twitter, no, I’m not sorry.

Gawker has done some shitty things. It’s also done some serious journalism. And both of those points are irrelevant. What’s happened is a travesty. It is horrifying and frightening that one person can shut down a news outlet. I’m sorry this is happening.

I’m surprised no one has set up a Jezebel Slack yet.

Dear Gawker commenters,

I hope they gave everyone on the plane free wifi so they could tell people on the ground “Hi I’m gonna be a lil late.”

What I’m hearing is, “I have a gift/talent that is more important than silly things like grades, and I NEED to go to performing arts school because I’m unfocused if I’m not doing exactly what I want most of the time.”

Or not.

Oooh. Now I actually want to watch it.

I don’t know what happened in that post.

Holy shit. That routine was amazing.

This piece is perfect.

Indeed.

.What you’ve said, in a quick skim of your comment history, indicates that you don’t understand the political process. For example, your nonsense claim that it’s not a two party system. Even people who don’t like the system don’t usually say that absurd. And your idea that voting for someone means you’re endorsing…

Oh god I hate them.

Same.

Disagree.

AND DO IT AGAIN IN 2018.

Many people!