Precision Bob, all the way!

So then, I'm not really faking, I'm biologically disposed to doing this. Right?

@HeyLady: Definitely thinking EvaLongoriaParker..all that charity work, never a hair out of place. and JLo&Marc...and Jesse Metcalfe, has he even done anything since DH? That "John Something Must Die" movie?

Is that a VELVET suit??

Ever since Ashlee Simpson got her nose job, I SWEAR it looks like she's biting her tongue every time she smiles (and I mean that literally, not that she's holding back some genius speak from us). As if someone told her it's seductive and cute to clasp the tip of your tongue between your veneers. Sorry. I got sucked…

sigh. MJ is the best ever. As is his BF.

@J.D.Regent: MAN uggs! or something. His pants look a little too baggy to me.

@b612markt: I know. Every morning as I ride past that "midwestern Walgreens," I dream of spray painting "SHIA WAS HERE!" on the white facade.

Is it wrong that I hate it saying "midwestern walgreens?" It was Michigan Ave!

@SinisterRouge: You are so right. I think it's everyone else with Obamania forgetting he's a politician, though.

@DorothyZbornak: "MY MOTHER IS DEAF TOO" or something, is what she slowly yells at a deaf person while pretending to sign. that was the clip from meet the barkers. Don't worry, I no longer have access to mtv, my worthless knowledge is slowly shriveling.

Good article, but over the Obama love. Wish he would do his job as my senator while running for President. He didn't bother voting on Mukasey, and when I wrote him a letter about Mukasey's confirmation and the fact that he didn't vote, the opening line of the form response was: "Thank you for taking time to contact…

@Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: Only because the REAL Miss USA became Miss Universe. She was runner up.

@braak: Yeah, that didn't work so much for me, though.

She did go from apple-cheeked to angular! She DID! Who doesn't remember Bend it Like Beckham?

@Hamsterpants: But has he always been this..orange?

@SinisterRouge: sigh. I wish this could've been comment of the day.

@The One: I offered a homeless man my vegetarian sandwich once. He refused it, because it only had vegetables. On the other hand, I once bought a homeless man a sandwich, chips, and a bottle of water (because when I said I had no cash on my way into the store, he said "hey, food is good too," or something to that…

@hortense: ahhhh the rocafella dynasty. i'm jumping on this bandwagon. he does have rocawear, but...why can't these blind items be less blind?!?!!?

@j_dot: Bad movie, yes. But doesn't that mean he actually did a good job if you thought he couldn't speak english?