Your misery made my day! I have someone else who is going through the exact same thing with me! I licked a cheese cracker earlier and it was delicious.

Come at me, James. I’m taller than you and I always have a knife on me. You fucking asshole.

I agree with everything you said except that we’re all “victims of the man.” I wonder about that perception. I don’t believe that the desire to remain beautiful, to remain strong, to remain vital, is a form of victimhood – to “the man” or anyone else.

For a woman, it’s definitely not a funny story. It’s a scary story. It was a bad experience, one that scared me. In a loud bar, it wouldn’t be hard for the guy to have pulled me into a bathroom, or outside. It only takes a few seconds, then all bets are off. It’s less a fear of getting beaten in public—I think some…

That’s because women are making men feel like shit.

This is the only solution. I bet most people cannot name a single female mass shooter off the top of their heads without resorting to Google. I can name at least 12 male shooters without even trying.

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These shitweasels are incredibly out of touch with their constituents. If you don’t have a job having good healthcare is incredibly expensive unless you can get Medicare/Medicaid. And if you have health problems they truly dgaf whether you live or die. Because people will die if their shitty tax cuts for the rich…

“the art of the deal.”
No one ever accused the AP of being careless with their choice of words.

Or sometimes not! As in the case of the president.

It was almost worth the analogy to read the AP fact-check.

YOLKO ONO

i think i will be taking up chicken poetry

I manage a pet store, I’ve seen more than one chicken in a harness.

Our one chicken, Yolko Ono, is seriously the most outgoing, funky chick I’ve ever met! I want to get a harness and walk her, but my husband said I’m nuts (they do sell harnesses for chickens at our local farm store!)

We got them from a local farmer when they were young pullets @7 weeks old. She picked the most docile ones that came towards her right away. The next day, she had a chicken party and 12 little girls held them, sang to them, and got them very used to human contact in the kindest way.

This made my day. Also, I met some chickens recently for the first time, and they were pretty cool. One in particular was very friendly and social, and wanted to be a lap chicken, really. Lovely little gal, very sweet.

We just got pet chickens for my youngest daughter’s birthday (she has been writing chicken poetry, making chicken art in school, and has been completely obsessed for the past year). Watching live chicken tv is extremely entertaining! They follow her around the yard (we call her the chicken whisperer) and I can tune…

Yeah - - used to be you’d have to go all the way to a Six Flags or a beach boardwalk to get yourself on a novelty magazine cover! Or know someone who worked at Kinko’s. :)

When dementia sets in, the person often ends up with the mind-set of a child, so it all points to him actually having dementia. His doctors aren’t allowed to say anything, but in all honesty, they seriously need to tell the world. If he does have dementia, he’s a threat to the safety of the world. I think saving the…