Following you for this comment alone.

Ugh, the double kisses. If only because it takes SO LONG to say hello and goodbye.

I mean...she has pores? This doesn’t look like “bad” or problematic skin.

Please, please share details about his quirks?

It probably means that they are comfortable enough with you to be honest about their boundaries. Every time you follow their lead you strengthen the relationship. It probably means you’re awesome, to be frank!

Tbh, to me this sounds kind of dreamy?

I do too, my dear, but it won’t be.

Edit.

Ugh, you are such a darling. Damn.

Why can’t this be my life

What is going on here? So many things. What is happening to the well-dressed man in the background?

holy shit

Never stop posting on the internet.

What does this mean?

That is a terrible experience and I hope you have more supportive friends.

“the butt fountain” is pure poetry.

Was not expecting this comment to be so saddening.

Don’t burn out early.

You have a fascinating story to tell.

Fright Night remake. Go watch.