Saving this story for bad days. That man is a fucking gem.

I think about this dude all the time and constantly want to ask him what he thinks of this administration.

Porsche is like the Ramona Singer of car companies.

I have a tense history with drivers of white Maseratis. Fuck that.

C’mon now, I know you’ve been checking out this particular flat ass.

That is horrifying.

Your comments and your name are seriously saving my evening.