It couldn't have been more than a half hour.

You should at least hold out for a Mike's Carpet Bomb.

You think I can't do subtle? I can be subtle, believe me. No problems there.

"Sucking cock is like standing in the pocket against a fierce pass rush."

Oh god. My heart goes out to you both.

The other thing is, if you've been in predominantly hetero relationships, do you feel "mostly straight" or "basically straight"? Does your relationship experience lead you to question or modify your own truth?

I wrote a lot more when I was single than after I entered a relationship. I don't have any advice, but I hear you on the difficulty of writing about changing circumstances. Good luck!

I think security and variety are part of what one person can offer that makes for a fulfilling relationship. That said, if a person can't find both in one partner, then they aren't cut out to be with one partner.

*Extremely Trump voice* Everyone tells me I have good words. I've got the best words.

I haven't listened to it, but I know about all of the participants and the theme, which is…more pathetic?

You thought you could sneak Til Death Do Us Blart by me? Ha!

When I was in college, when I was drunk, I asked a gay friend of mine if he would be into me if I were gay. He said yeah, he could be. I laughed and we went on as if nothing had happened. I've always felt bad and wondered if I led him on and went too far. I've never felt good about it since.

I unsubscribe to podcasts when they've gone a year since updating. That's why I don't count Mystery Show, the Pod F. Tompkast, or Andy Daly's Podcast Pilot Project.

There are still people in my life who think that bisexual people can never be monogamous - that they need to "pick a side." It's infuriating.

Yeah, it's really tempting to write about the carnival aspects of it, because rubes like me will read every one. But this is a serious topic. And it's not all low-income people, either.

I think my underlying reason for doing this is to make you not regret listening to the podcast anymore.

I like the advice this week by the ersatz Dan Savage. This is a fun little diversion.

Thanks to everyone for your warm welcome last week. This is your Savage Lovecast review/summary for August 16, 2016.

I'm very sorry to hear that. I thought Dan treated the first caller with grace.

Thanks for the kind words. I wish I would have skipped both the Unqualified episodes. Stanger steamrolled Anna and Anna seemed to like it. I was infuriated.