Allow me to be the first one to say BLEEEEHHHHHHHHH!

It's far from sleek.

That pic only reminds me that the magnum shape is not aging well.

My only real complaint is the lack of his Garou outfit.

We here for you

Jezlopnik crossover when???

This thing is extremely cool...

Unrelated but.... So Deadspin doesn’t even have authors now? All the articles are just written by “Deadspin”. WTactualF?

Funding TechBro living with Ferraris, Mansions, 40yr old Scotch, Escort sex parties, Coke, Wagyu beef, etc.

I want to play FFVII again but I can’t. No one can.

Yeah, but Rashinda Jones is pretty damn cute

YOU LEAVE ANN PERKINS ALONE!

Press F to Deadspin Forever.

Next, my wife and her massive purse of many things.  Mary Poppins purse and shit lol. 

This sounds like a much more sinister than usual Jim Tomsula life hack.

I just realized this seeing Strasburg next to it, but the C8 has a REALLY high beltline. I’m wondering how visibility will be, looking out of the sides of the car.

I’m surprised he’s into meth. I figured him for more of an herb guy.

Thank sweet little baby Jesus that someone is FINALLY sticking to sports.

Now this is the sticky sports content I’ve been waiting for! Wait, they said “stick *to* sports”? Well, this seems like sticking it to sports as well, so I guess it works.

Jezspin forever