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Just to clarify In this game (ive only played the demos):

I WATCHED THIS FUCKING TRAILER 20 TIMES ALREADY AND I KEEP FUCKING SCREAMING VERY LOUDLY. I NEED A GODDAMN LIFE ALERT

I keep getting the same result no matter how I configure it.

heres mine!

It looks like the only input option is the controllers for the Neo Geo Mini, which... aren’t very good. They’re designed to look like the Neo Geo CD pads, but instead of the microswitch joystick, they just used a generic analog stick.

You saw it recharges nearly 200 miles in range in less than 30 minutes, correct? Plan a stop in the middle around lunch and it wont even feel like you are losing any time at all

Hey bum Torchinsky, the hurricane isn’t hitting the Carolinas, it’s hitting Alabama! Failing Jalopnik probably staged the Jeep in the ocean too! ANOTHER Chinese car that can’t surf. SAD!

And portal axles.

Right?
Gimme an $8k, 150-200 mile range, charged in 15 minute ‘standard’ and I’m in.
But 30k?  Pfft.  No.

The active aero is cool, but this makes me wonder if the next step in 4-wheel cornering performance is active weight shifting. I’d like to see a Torch sketch for this - maybe something involving elephants?














My reaction to the 2021 Mercedes-AMG GLB 35.

This guy has such a punchable face

I’m with Elizabeth.

That’s probably because he’s an entitled douchebag.

FTFY

I want all jalopnik staff lap times for each car!

So it sounds like they need these in vegas where there arent leaves but plenty of sunshine

And yet I want one.

Yeah, but hipsters are ugly, useless suckballs.