Hyperbole the Cheesy Poof’s not all wrong there, though.

I own that casserole dish, Britney! Stars, they're just like us!

I suspect that not all of us would be given the option of sex with a super hot model, unfortunately.

Incorrect. Source: am a human being who has given birth, and knows many other such humans.

Counterpoint/rant alert: I’m a small-scale, chemical-free farmer operating and my only outlets are local: a couple of farmer’s markets, a local Whole Foods, some local shops. I’m not sure how I could manage to poison folks on a national scale. It seems to me that Chipotle’s plan to bring all their produce to their…