I used to work with a bunch of ladies and we were all synched up. One day we were bitching about our periods and one of our male coworkers must have overheard. He approached us later and said “Sounds like you ladies could use some chocolate!” while holding out a giant bar broken into pieces. At first we were…
No shit that isn’t an ad. No one is going to buy this if they think it will make John Mayer appear in their home.
I tried it when I was in high school, my mom thought they were diaphragms and was so sad I wasn’t telling her I was having sex (lol wasn’t having sex and who the fuck has a box of 10 diaphragms). But yeah, I leaked like crazy on those things. Have they gotten better?
i was helping my friend move in to his off-campus house, and we went shopping and he came up to me all cute and embarassed and said “i want to get lady products to keep in the house in case someone needs them, can you help me?” and i was so happy and it was so amazing and all men should be like josh.
I think this sounds odd because we’re used to guys not giving AF about anyone. I’ve walked around with kleenex, tampons, a small first aid and sewing kit since I was a teen and no one has ever found it weird.
Fanny packs are kind of an unironic ironic thing again. IDK runners, man.
I confess confusion. The guys I’ve known who kept tampons and pads around were usually HUGE sluts. You know, you sleep with enough women, one of ‘em will get her period while she’s with you at some point. But this dude wears a fanny pack, so that seems unlikely...
Uh huh, I see...
That was masterful, Bobby. I was like “who could it be?!” wondering what level of horror I would reach ... and then the Lovitz shot. Just NO. I actually said, out loud, in my office all alone “NO”.
That she found a much older man isn’t the story here. It’s that the much older man happens to be Jon Lovitz. And that they teased out the big reveal over several meticulously crafted Instagram posts.
“Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will kill them.” - Margaret Atwood.
“Please clap.”
The entire obituary is worth reading in full:
Liking people you hate for hating people you hate even more is so confusing.
She’s known to be wary ever since the first term.
how on earth could that possibly show a bias?
