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Does anyone else miss Tweet Beat and Midweek Madness?

*Bated. Unless you’re fishing.

Every article. Every god damn article. For what seems like years. User name should be “Constant”.

Snackavoy

She just realized he was smiling at Ivanka, who was standing behind her.

She was a page 3 girl at best.

*because. Cause already means something else.

She had twin boys with Tito Ortiz. Their names’ are Jesse Jameson and Journey Jett. They were never married. Sandra Bullock was married to that prick. 

All I got was a singer named Rory Gallagher who has a song called,” I Wonder Who”

Like Diamonds and Pearls? Or The Marshall Mathers Documentary?

She was a Duchess, not a princess. Her daughters are princesses.

Cold meatloaf sandwich.

Or Kris Jenner’s.

She’s not even looking at the babies and holding them very awkwardly. I just want to straighten the one on the right’s neck. Why does she look so mad?

Rich kids can be bullies and get bullied, too. Do you think elite kids are automatically kinder than peasant ones?

There’s so much going on in that photo, the babies are like an afterthought. They can barely be seen.

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Skip to :45 if you can’t stomach his voice.

“perfect amuse-bouche for the main course”. Amuse-douche. FTFY.