You want to really despair at yourself? re read your old diaries. I do it once a year, to really humble and humiliate myself.

FEEL THE POWER OF A CHILDREN’S CARD GAME!

It’s like saying that all guys have a rape switch so we have to take care not to activate it. WTF?

Onyx??? Like... the Pokemon???

Clinical therapist here and this may come as a shock but it's kind of unlikely that any of you are going to accurately diagnose either of these people with secondhand info from the news, licensed or not. A little disturbed that an MSW above chose to speculate.

I have some grays coming in and I am seriously considering dying my hair a silvery denim shade. Something in this neighborhood:

“I remember all of them.”

Ha! I’ve actually seen some vegetarians and vegans who make these incredibly delicious time consuming meals all the time but I imagine they must love to cook anyway! I feel all fancy if I baked some meatless “meatball” to go on my pasta. Like wow Penelope you outdid yourself! Let that sit in the oven for 15 whole…

yo but fuck her friend who’s like “umm, michelle? you’re on camera? aren’t you trying to be gluten-free? ummm sorry about my friend guys”

Better! Irrelevant, since neither endorphins nor serotonin are hormones, but at least it showed you made use of Google products before posting something you didn’t understand!

John. Motek. Dayenu. Seriously man, dayenu.

Okay, I HAVE, so I guess I get an opinion.

It is so hard to find other people who hate bacon.

The worst people in town were Taylor and Kirk. I cannot accept any opinions that don’t start with this. :)

Lorelai was far far less self-absorbed than Sookie. Lorelai actually did things for other people constantly.

The more I look at it, the more it resembles my 8th grade sewing project. Which was a pillow cover.

Possibly if PAID $128

And the part where you feel extra fat, at the same time super hungry.

Where’s the part where they didn’t know their period was coming and somebody looked at them funny at a meeting and they fought back tears for the rest of the day and felt like they had gone insane until the blood came the following morning?