Jesus.

There are obviously some guest hosts that elevate the show, I didn’t say there wasn’t.

I mean....how many guest hosts elevate the show? It’s a very short list, they usually just do the show in proximity to the guest.

THIS.

I was there, and it was deafening.

I’m a man who was raped at the age of 10.

I swear to God if you ever take Jim Tomsula Lifehacks away from this column I will hunt you down and be really super passive-aggressive about it.

This is the correct take.

Same.

I’m 43, so not his target audience, but I still put 600 watts through a subwoofer in my car & listen to rap, so I’m in within the Venn Diagram of the target audience.

I shot her too.

Just chiming in for the ratio, and to make fun of you for being so blindingly ignorant & wrong.

It seems like it has to take some “getting used to it” time to feel normal?

It seems like it has to take some “getting used to it” time to feel normal?

I assume it tastes like plain yogurt, and smells like Bed, Bath, & Beyond?

My thing about Keenan is the same praise I have for Phil Hartman: Keenan (and Hartman before him) didn’t need comedic lines written for him, he can take a very bog-standard passing comment and make it the biggest laugh in an entire skit.

Honest Hearts may well be my favorite video game ever, despite being a DLC for another game.

This.

I generally agree with you, and for the record, fuck Elon Musk, but I think you’re engaging in False Dilemma.

His point and yours are not mutually exclusive.