It’s weird, because America only exists because a King ordered us around, we said “fuck you” and bounced.

This is faulty logic.

We have definitely passed “that man ain’t right” territory.

Black Flag is a lot of fun. If you like it, consider picking up Ass Creed: Rogue.

I think a WWE/office show COULD BE fantastic.

This is great Kinja, never stop.

If only we had a phrase for extending an offer or goods, then abruptly taking it right back immediately after it’s accepted.

Basic High School

He did condemn them twice that I am aware of, but undercut that condemnation with his “both sides” false equivalence bullshit.

So they changed it from Destiny 1, where his currency was Tears of Rage and Regret?

Pictured: Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Do we know what Xur’s currency will be?

Nice.

The only good in this story is the absolute STONES the responding officer had in going inside. We will never know how many lives s/he saved by having the courage to do what 99% of us, me included, would not do.

If you are taking the avenue of defending it, then have the balls to say nigger.

Wait...

You are way off base here. His comment wasn’t sexist, it was factual.

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Agreed, this is nitpicky purity test bullshit.

I understand why they do it, but single elimination in a team sport is the worst.