The missing “t” in Scot’s name is because he burned it on Kap’s lawn.

I guess we should be glad they aren’t, but if R’s were smart they would:

Fuck off, Jesus.

I bought a Switch on day one in anticipation of this day.

Both.

Zero sympathy.

You know Spicey had the sweetest lowered Jetta, and wore out his tape deck playing the cassingle of “End Of The Road” by Boyz II Men.

He also had the unparalleled luxury of playing with Dan McGwire.

He did.

Fuck this guy.

Now I’ll have to get my Drunk Uncle from my actual drunk uncle, and that source isn’t as funny because it isn’t satirical.

G.O.A.T.

Nunes could have just shut up and stayed hidden.

Mueller, in addition to being a non-partisan straight shooter, also preceded Comey at the FBI, worked with Comey for years, and endorsed Comey to succeed him.

Upgraded:

Appointed by Bush, refocused the FBI (because 9/11 happened 6 days after he got the Director job. Jesus, that is a rough first week), and was asked by Obama, and approved by Congress, to stay an additional 2 years beyond the normal 10-year FBI Director appointment, and he was part of the process of selecting Comey as…

Mueller is respected on both sides of the aisle, and is 72, and has already divested himself from the private firm he was working for.