I mean, Savage Garden had a few good songs, sure. Who didn’t like the music in the 90's?

The same lawyer who got him off the double-murder was confident he could get him off on appeal of the first murder case.

Your explanation of his explanation works on a comedic level because it’s a sarcastic utilization of doubling up on his already sarcastic explanation, it’s absurdist in it’s slavish devotion to explaining something that was already generally understood.

This is just a weird story all around. Star athlete, had the money to leave the knuckleheads behind, doesn’t, winds up (at a minimum) being involved in several murders, goes to prison, then when it seems there might be a light at the end of the tunnel and a clean restart: he commits suicide.

Based on his career, I’m assuming when Oher confronted the Uber driver, he speed-rushed outside and sacked Oher’s friends.

HOW MUCH DID GEORGE SOROS PAY YOU TO SAY THAT??

You are being intellectually dishonest and overstating things for the mic drop.

Ashanti was the real talent, da fuck is this “Ja Rule” person?

There is a certain beauty in how this administration is slowly crumbling. Trump is turning into a globalist cuck centrist right before his supporters’ eyes.

You only think I guessed wrong! That’s what’s so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is “never get involved in a land war in Asia” - but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian…

Ivanka gonna be mad af when she finds out Donnie has been stepping out on her with the MILF foreigner.

Karaoke party plan:

Yea, and the one I recall had Master P on it.

Like David Hasselhoff, The Artist Formerly Known As... is HUGE in Germany, you should see how many Roman Salutes his comment got on Der Jalopniksteiner.

Teen Overwatch Player Goes Pro Despite Parents Taking Away His Internet

Maybe it was one of those old “NOW That’s What I Call Blasphemy!” compilation cd’s.

Admirable Scrotum will be my punk rock band.

Same.