Eh, this is Uber’s S.O.P. responce anytime they are called out.

There’s an infographic for that as well!

I stole it myself. As a lifelong fan of Venn Diagrams and logical thinking, I love it.

Plus, in addition to having two vehicles destroyed, he lives in Sacramento.

I just can’t wait until we figure out who his waifu is.

Children are sexually transmitted diseases, no different than herpes or AIDS.

Sidney Ponson being a notorious Pizzagater and all.

Not mentioned: grape soda.

My favorite is the half-second where he can’t even wrap his mind around her answer, just before he connects the pieces of her statement, and then looks disgusted.

Why is Deadspin posting video of me asking to prom all of the ladies who would possibly accept?

“Fair” is tough to judge, opinions vary.

It looks sad, or stoned.

I’m just shocked that the only “classic” Nintendo IP it launches with is Zelda.