Okay, but why is he cosplaying as Big Poppa Pump to celebrate Xmas?

I mean, you’re kidding, but I’d read that...

Cecelia D’Anastasio has the DOPEST stagename for when you guys finally embrace your destiny and form a horrorcore punk band: CeCe D’Nasty.

S/he said meme, not fact.

So, within the Kotaku family, Fahey is the cool eccentric uncle who always smells like weed, right? Tortilla is essentially Bailey from Party of 5 (the early years, before the substance abuse)?

That would actually be pretty awesome if he did that. His 1st Executive Order is draining a literal swamp in DC.

If I’m garage guy, I’d turn to noted theologian Steve Austin:

“We can unite on our shared distaste of Newt & Cruz.”

I know you posted that to be ironically funny, but it’s actually true.

No, Newt is a pretty terrible person, worthy of derision in a cornucopia of ways!

You are correct.

Sorry Zak. Your comment was 100% correct and truthfull, and on most websites your evenhanded fact-checking approach would be celebrated.

Two pumps get you a baby

My mom’s awesome, zero tolerance for bullshit, and, when the time is right, can use curse words as artistically as any painter with a brush.

Yes he does. He is a local guy, played for the University of Washington in college.

My mother would say yes, and I agree with her. She’s never steered me wrong before.

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Here’s the patrician stance on the issue: fuck VW, and fuck this guy.

1. Atlanta

His straight-name given to him by his hetero oppressors is McCree, his gay name once he is free to embrace who he truly is will be McRee.