While it is weird that there are only 2 total states that allow for a non-unanimous verdict, it’s actually a more realistic ending. Lot’s of initial jury votes are split, it’s just that usually peer pressure or a desire to “get it over with” sway those last few stragglers.

That play by Douglas was so dirty that I am on Team Talib for the first time in my life.

Correct. Eastern Wa can be as insane as they want to be, but they need Western Wa votes to do anything, and this will not fly in the 253/206/425.

This above all else. They can introduce anything they want, and Eastern Washington can have a 100% yes vote, there is Z.E.R.O. chance those of us in Western Washington will let this pass.

Agreed.

There is also a bunch of “Holy shit” and “Someone grab a rope”.

Translated by my co-worker (son of Russian immigrants to America, not a joke)

FULL UNEDITED LIST OF MEN OVER 18 WHO CAN GET AWAY WITH BRACELETS:

Agreed.

This was a Roby-ust comment fit for a King.

Barack HUSSEIN Obama can be anagrammed into “rubber”, if you add an extra “r” and ignore a few leftover letters.

THAT ISN’T FUCKING SHIPLAP, JOANNA!!!

I believe it’s filed under “Pot vs Kettle”.

When we build The Wall to keep our borders safe, can we spike it northward to leave Waco on the outside?

“Nobody wants to follow up your party.”

Same here, I push the button for my floor, then I lounge in the opposite corner LIKE A BOSS.

Look, Torch, nobody wants to buy your ‘78 CVCC that had “the gravy incident”.

“And then there are these, that prohibit fucking”

We all just learned to never follow Jason on Instagram.

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