A roomfull of white millennials misunderstood the concept of shade??????

What’s wrong, you can’t handle the most virile and fit American man the world has ever seen?

In my day you just took a blue all-weather tarp and a staple gun to it. Thow in a few beers, and that was your Saturday afternoon!!

This wouldn’t have happened if you had just grown out that unibrow, Ashley.

It does answer the question we have all been asking though: what would it look like if Guy Fieri was a silver fox techbro accountant?

Yes I did, corner/safety. When tackling, it’s instinctual to line your head up to center mass while wrapping up with your arms. We learned to not do that, just like offensive players could.

I think it was the first hit (not that it really matters).

It fucking sucks that the rules are so one-sided in the NFL. If you’re a defender and lead with your head, you are flagged, possibly booted from the game, and likely fined.

I think abortion is completely justified, both morally and legally. But I also think that fetuses are alive.

2/10, elbows are too pointy.

I’m pretty sure he said “The sheriff is getting nearer!”

Yours is even better!!

Eaten by a shark is worse.

“Fred Blacklight” or “Max Mezzmer” are my go-to fake names.

Damn Canadian supermodel girlfriends!!

“Clearly YOU must have been asleep for the last 12 months.... so going to go ahead and clue YOU in to something.”

I said that....where exactly?

I rather like what has happened to him if he is truly out of the running for a position on Trump’s staff.

No, which is why I never said they were comparable. I pointed out the observable flaws in both. I made no judgement call on their relative positions on the spectrum of human behavior.

I would say that Christie, with his ongoing bridge lawsuits, was a liability and was jettisoned overboard. That’s actually a good call. Weird that they make a really good and defensible decision there, but retain the rest of those awful people.