I tweeted this at him, will update if he replies:

—an ambitious corn dog that escaped from the concession stand at a rural Alabama fairground, stole an unattended wig, hopped a freight train to Atlantic City and never looked back—

Counterpoint: Method Man has his own “grab ‘em by the pussy” moment: he is documented to have appeared on a Limp Bizkit album.

grandiose self portraits (Ben Carson has one of him and Jesus)?

Trump is clearly a shill for Hillary, he was pushed by Dems as the GOP nominee since he is a complete trainwreck and will provide Hillary a win, that’s not even in dispute.

Is this the thread all of us pussy-grabbers can talk freely in? The approach, the angle, the grip with which to grab the pussy? (I prefer the cupping motion, but I have friends who swear by the “like gripping a bowling ball” method).

I think he just goes on hyper-attack, and unleashes his big gun: that Bill had an affair (we know that, thanks, Bill isn’t on the ballot).

—an ambitious corn dog that escaped from the concession stand at a rural Alabama fairground, stole an unattended wig, hopped a freight train to Atlantic City and never looked back—

That’s strong, Kate is a madwoman.

Kinja game strong!

Condolences.

Dobbs is Tebow 2.0. His throwing motion and spiral is a FEMA-level disaster, but he has this will to win and clutch-ness and athleticism that defies his technical abilities.

In fact, slice that number in half. Stern followed up by asking if Trump has an age limit. Trump said he does, of course, “12-year-olds.”

In this case it was, they both saw the other coming and “hunkered down”, it just happened that both did it in such a way that their momentum/trajectory lined up poorly.

I like how when someone is injured, the opposing team also takes a knee on the field out of respect.

The alt-left is just as deplorable as the alt-right.

Jesus, he could have instantly shut down any and all other GOP nominees with a quick “I was never on the Trump bandwagon like you were”.

I attacked because you started by attacking me.