Was totally into this until I relized my lonely ass can't play the intended way.

This needs to be a game. A console game.

Fucked up run: I had a colony of cannibals. Non cannibal joins the colony. He found love with one of the other cannibals without getting his heart chewed up. He was still forced to eat human meat.

Billy really is doing God’s work. #MakeAmericaBrannigan

You forgot them in Slave Leia Gear.

Humans love porn. It’s helping bring freedom to China. If we could only get the Middle East more into porn they would soon stop blowing themselves up and just starting blowing.

My younger brother and I got into the graphic novels in the same week without talking to each other until we were each done and when we told each other we thought it must be fate.

Pretty sure headbutting all those defenders is a clear red card.

Or a broom in a horse suit.

I miss RPGs with prerendered backgrounds. Backgrounds really set the mood and atmosphere, and too many games nowadays just opt for bland, overly generic, open 3D backgrounds. Case in point, something like Tales of Zestiria. It had a few nice sections, but most were copy paste, reused assets all over, and no real sense…

And in a fun little twist, if you play the track backwards you can hear the voice God himself telling you to treat others the way you want to be treated, go to Church every Sunday, and most importantly of all...

...stop playing with yourself.

OMG WHAT IS THAT?

I second the motion to crown him.

Buy back your own stolen programming and artwork.

I quite like that the price was $394,000.

Something tells me this was a genius customer service scheme to allow the devs to reapond to glitches by suggesting players eat shit and die.

That’s the one I married.

Castle of the Winds was a great timewaster on early Windows PCs. Good times. It and Chips Challenge got me through computer class in middle school.

Somehow, I deserved this.