Maybe it's his personal chef trying to drop off his payload for dinner. Fatfuck. He makes me sick.

STFU idiot.

So... the court orders he can't touch the internet, and he says he's happier without.... that's like a smoking hot girl dumping your nerd ass and saying you prefer jerking it. Yeah right man.

Very sincere email coming from his iPad....

STFU idiot.

Is this where Obama was born?

STFU idiot.

With the description of the weight in the article... "Heavy to haul empty. Brutal when loaded." 16 pounds? Heavy? Brutal? Dude, I mean... I expected it to weight like 50 pounds MT. Methinks you need to hit the gym.

masturbating will never be the same

This is the greatest gizmodo article ... ever.

This has got to be the gayest thing I've ever seen... And yes, I've seen two guys fucking.

I would like to be able tell you I enjoyed reading this article, however due to the overuse of stupid backwards logic and seemingly no point to your stupid story....

Somehow I'm reminded of a south park episode where Mrs. Garrison made a mono-cycle with anal controls and mouth controls...

I must have missed something.... how do I masturbate to someone that has private pics?

No pictures? Meh, I stopped reading....

I'm so glad she's alive after all these years!

03 huh? What other lies and propaganda do you spread online? SHENANIGANS!!!

I'm cool with the deals they post here > http://gizmodo.com/dealzmodos/.... it's cool. I have no problem with the company trying to make ends meet... my disappointment lies in the overall point behind the article... well, is there a point to it? No. It's 5 sentences long, and ends with an order to go to wal mart…

My problem is that I'm sick of seeing this crap on this site. Lets see some new technology, amazing videos/pics, awesome stuff... If I want to see what's on sale at wal-mart (and of all things itunes money??) I'll fucking go to wal mart. On top of that, there is no "free itunes money" as the title suggests. It…

I'm very disappointed, Gizmodo. This is a savvy, hip, tech blog and you're now pandering for wal-mart... of all places? I expected to see "wal mart is handing out free itunes cards". What other things are on sale at wal-mart Brian Barrett? Can you give me a price check on a spine? I think you need a new one.