I did a spit take when I heard this. Thanks for calling bullshit. Hearing a rich guy who announces football games for a living complain about taxes makes me dust off my guillotine.

This Fetal Monitoring System Is The Best Thing Apple Has Ever Done for Rich Women.

$50, yes. $150, no. That thing is too damn small. If we were talking the size of a basketball or so, I’d be onboard.

Why doesn’t some group go into one of these religious family planning clinics and video tape them lying through their asses for real?

I feel like Taylor Swift is now one of the most defensive people on the planet. she insured her legs, got parody videos taken down from youtube, she bought domain names like taylorswift.porn a, removed all her music from spotify and wrote a open letter to apple and is trying to copyright “this sick beat”

Bit Easier to zoom in with a camera than it is with a water bucket.

A little ass drone can fuck up a helicopter’s rotors and send the whole thing crashing down.

Because the drone could crash into the helicopter, damage it, and cause all 9500 litres of water w/ bonus helicopter to fall into the fire.

Test track dashcam footage:

The photographer does not have the right to resell her/his images without the consent of the photo’s content

Taylor Swift reminds me a lot of Martha Stewart. They are well dressed, polite, kind and can decorate and craft like no bodies business. I also think they honestly been the sweet things they do and go out of their way to say.

OK, cool, so let’s stop subsidizing the fossil fuel companies too. Oh no! Our gas prices are $9/gal now!

It’s happening!!

Fill it with One Direction fans and close it up.

Great art, detail and story but the music — ? I checked my browser tabs to make sure I popup hadn't spawned with generic rock opera playing in the background. Totally, totally does not fit the animation and sooooo distracting...

Not crazy about the music. I mean, if you're going to make it a Star Wars film, go all the way and add John Williams' score to it.

Captain America jumping off the bike: the physics are terrible. As was the Thor jump in the (in)famous group attack GIF.

I can only hear him as Mr. Grey in Secretary, which is... weirder.

I WANT IT NOW

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