Did you... read the article? People aren’t reporting being banned mistakenly. A guy who DID cheat is reporting that he was so ultra-thoroughly banned that even rebuying the game multiple times on different hard drives/VPNs has not kept him from staying banned.

Actually, you don’t actually own the game. You are just purchasing a license to play the game and utilize their software. If you are misusing or abusing their software, then they have the legal right to revoke your license.

If there are too many players cheating at Overwatch, then no one will want to buy it and play it because it won’t be fun anymore. Therefore when you cheat at Overwatch, you are stealing future purchases from Blizzard.

I think Poopaloop sounds better. Easier to say.

Merchandise Rains From Above!

Wow, thanks for sharing. I’m positive no one reading this blog had any clue that was possible. I am going to go buy a PC right now cause it sounds like voodoo magic.

Full retard has been achieved.

Not how eyes work.

Did nobody notice that the cart separated from it’s chassis after the turn following the loop?!?

Coincidentally, ‘Yelp’ is the sound you make when you owe 350K in punitive damages.

Have you actually gotten a phone repaired at a third party repair center? They’re hardly dodgy. In addition to replacing two screens myself, every repair shop I’ve used has been clean, professional, can replace a screen in 20 minutes, and are much cheaper than the apple store.