Darn computers, always doing what you told them to do and not what you wanted them to do.

Ford CEO: Not gonna deny that autonomous cars are overhyped and probably won’t be ready for prime time for quite some time. That said, I’ve heard a few interviews with this guy, and either he’s a genius so far beyond me that I just don’t get it, or he’s a moron. He says that he wants to leverage user data from Ford…

Damn, did your girlfriend leave you for one?

Was it really awful? I am not a millionaire, not even close, and I bought a model 3 simply because I work my fucking ass off and paid off my 2015 WRX within 4 years which allowed me to have a very substantial down payment for my 3. I also would not have bought the 3 if it was not for the $7500 credit. Suck on that. Sor…

Oh yeah, cats definitely have a lot of ways they will communicate with humans. It’s just that cats have very different body language than dogs. And I’ve noticed that most people who fail to understand what a cat is trying to tell them are trying to read cats as if they were dogs.

A couple of months ago my cat…

I really don’t get that. I mean, the Patriots suck, but...why are you rooting against an American company that’s building the first truly innovative cars in 50 years? And why does it make you happy to see them fail?

The irrational hatred of Tesla is one of those things I find deeply puzzling. There are perfectly…

Reading this as my cat is communicating very loudly with me about not having her breakfast yet.

If you can’t tell the general attitude of a cat by their mannerisms then the problem is you. 

...because Washington D.C. is a swamp right now.

Have to disagree, but that’s all on Paul Feig as the director.

If you’ve “forgotten” to pay your auto loan long enough for it to go to debt collection, you’ve got bigger problems than spam phone calls.

Reclining your seat is just rude to the person behind you anyhoe.  Don’t be ‘That Guy’!

You shouldn’t recline your seat regardless.

I mean I can be mad at George Zimmerman being found innocent, hundreds of cops not facing any murder charges, and still think that Jussie was guilty and deserved jail time. It’s not all mutually exclusive.

Gee, let’s see, when was I unable to keep my phone charged? Oh I know, there was that unexpected acute gall bladder attack where I ended up going by the squad to the ER, waiting 8 hours writhing in pain trying to contact friends and family while they were figuring out what was wrong with me, then getting admitted and s…

I, for one, don't wish to see mutants shoehorned into the MCU at all.

i think laziness is a key factor here.

I prefer the College Humor version of this discussion.

The way he treated all of his female associates (and Screech too) was at best classless and at worst criminal.

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