1300 weight.

I prefer “lolno”

Are you getting paid by the word? Because you didn’t need to type all that out for the answer.

That was not Dark Prince...

Fantastic, now I need to go dig up all of my victims and put them somewhere else. Thanks, Nintendo!

World record holder in the javelin catch.

Pretty good, a half second off my PB, still good though.

More like “missed steak,” but yeah.

That bull is getting laid tonight. Never will have to buy a drink at the bar ever again.

Bro... Lee?

I think the pope would be more of a DOOM guy myself.

I’m happy he provided the perfect line to summarize why I hate Undertale fans.

Congratulations! You’ve won the internet. That comment was comedic gold.

I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a Bison burger today.

“Windows $10,000” has a pretty nice ring to it.

MMOs I kind of get though. You’ve got the rare Flaming Sword of Devastation, flashing it in front of the admiring crowds down at the bank, you are zooming over town on your neon dragon mount, and 10,000 people on your server know who you are and the crazy accomplishment you did when you and your guild slew the God of…

where’s the “do pushups” ability???