Besides the backward ridiculously-puritanical thinking that was putting some construct about virginity over their kid getting cancer...this also doesn’t make sense just because I doubt ANY 9-year old knows what type of vaccines they’re getting.

I’d rather have my child be alive and slutty* than cancer-ridden and dead. Crazy shit, I know.

“Need some help?”

Just a reminder: the “Cool” Pope has never been cool on LGBTQ issues. He has made some nice sounds on LGB acceptance with no policy changes to back them up. He has actively denigrated trans folks, comparing them to nuclear weapons as affronts to his god’s plan.

Wow.  What’s next, exploding crowns?

She could be angling for Lindsey Graham’s seat. Graham has been openly calling for Trump to replace Sessions after the midterms, and he seems to have been mugging for enough applause to get the appointment himself.

“Behave yourself,” says the dad, coldly. “Things have changed. Deena and I, after long consideration, decided to separate.”

Fuck this guy. If he had any courage, he’d pronounce his last name “Sassy.”

Turns out doxxing a public official is highly illegal

“INDELIBLE IN THE HIPPOCAMPUS IS THE LAUGHTER."

In what possible way could the last bite of a hot dog taste worse than the rest of it?

Second, some of these seem based more on societal and cultural stuff than anything else.

He really is... all that.

How could Kanye be bad for the brand of someone who got famous from a sex tape?

Fun Fact: hickeys can kill you! 

I loved that movie too!

Same! I still watch it every year on my birthday as a person in their 20s. If I had that type of money, I would absolutely buy one of the photos. 

Like a true tough guy, Kavanaugh mentioned his mom, his wife and his daughter (who happened to say Dr. Ford’s name during her bedtime prayers last night!) in the first part of his opening statement. I’m not sure if that was before or after he blamed Democrats for all of his problems because it made me so angry, I…

If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, argue the facts. If the law and the facts are against you, pound the table and yell like hell.