Divorce is the only thing Trump has legitimate experience with.

it definitely sets a president.

Hey Melania, just look at Vanessa and see how easy it is to divorce a Donald Trump.

I would like to think that Barron is getting therapy and support for having one of the most hated men on the planet as a father, but probably not.

Poor kid. At least he got his mom’s cheekbones.

Kaley Cuoco wants to be married yesterday.

I have a friend like this. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her stay single for longer than two weeks at a stretch. We’ve been friends for 24 years (since we were 14) and she’s probably been single a grand total of four months in that time. The main result of her inability to stay single is that she convinces herself that…

Kaley Cuoco is one of those people that *needs* to be in a relationship. I have a good friend who is like this. She just split up with her husband of 7 years (together for 10 total) in January and she’s already dating someone else. I’m baffled by it.

People, Oprah running for president is NOT a good idea. NOT. Like, at all. Oprah is a very smart, very kind person, and those are great leadership qualities- but that’s not all that’s required of a president. I have no reason to think that Oprah can create and push through an infrastructure bill. Or oversee the…

Caitlyn Jenner: just another selfish, rich, clueless white lady. She can go suck it with Susan Sarandon.

What the fuck are you talking about? Mitch went to a simple majority to confirm Gorsuch. A couple of democrats did vote for him (exactly 2) but it did not matter. THIS WASN’T THE DEMOCRATS CAVING IN THIS WAS US ELECTING A REPUBLICAN SENATE!! We as voters need to take fucking responsibility for what we did.

Why pregnant women in Mississippi keep dying?

Always buy Newman’s Own when it’s an option. It’s good food, all the profits go to charity and you get to stare at Paul’s face.

Really embracing the “America’s Dairyland” moniker.

to think trans women have an “outsized” voice within feminism is so gorram laughable I don’t even know how to respond, so here is a gif

When she says he’s “more handsome in person” it looks like she’s about to grab a knife and fork and eat him right up, y’all!!!

Except now the world is watching attentively. He should know that his best option is to move the case(s) forward. Otherwise, the air might be thick with calls for a Persky-esque recall.

Vance is a crooked motherfucker. We probably wouldn’t have the current moron in the White House if Vance hadn’t taken a bribe from the Trump Organization to drop felony fraud charges against Ivanka and Junior.

Seriously. I am all for progressives trying to primary out Jones in his next election but someone who votes Democrat 50% of the time was going to be a better choice than someone who does it 0% of the time. I’m fucking outraged about this shit and the role the Democratic senators have played in it, but you have to vote…

Now, I ain’t sayin’ she a vibranium digger...