People keep seeing ‘they’re trying to stop her abortion’. And thats all well and good...but its not the biggest issue.

Why do people in the grays keep quoting the Proclaimers?

Well, record execs, if you hear the sound of a piano on a flatbed truck... know fear.

Man, Sessions is going to be PISSED.

Sit your emotional support spider near me and I’ll kill it.

I’m mourning the death of my recently deceased husband. I can’t also sit here and actively mourn the slow decay of our governmental institutions.

I see that Diane Keaton is taking the Lena Dunham approach to things.

Whatever chucklefuck first decided that abortion is the moral equivalent of murder, and that late-term abortions are tantamount to inhumane medical treatment should have been burned at the stake.

lol get the f*ck out of town with this BS. This was Kesha’s award. He didn’t even bother to show up.

Tempera paint..... not tempura. Unless you want to eat that fetus with a dipping sauce.

This seems as good a place as any to reveal that until about 48 hours ago Señor Chávez thought Showgirls was a movie about Honey Mahogany’s life. It took some serious unraveling to figure out that Honey Mahogany = Diana Ross (he watched the last half of Mahogany with me a few months ago) and the movie he was talking…

1. Eww Dane Cook lay off the Botox

All I know is, do not disparage Crockpot on Jezebel... I learned my damn lesson with you all yesterday.

I may eat my words but agree with Nikki Haley’s assessment of this being a disgusting rumour.

Please please please let this mean she is running for office.

When contemplating non-primate animals, I’m often struck by how many species enjoy being petted/brushed, and how sad it is that so few species have hands they can do this with. People are lucky in that we get to give all the pets.

What a ridiculously uncharitable reading. She explicitly says she cared about it, but noticed new things about the issues when she was undergoing it herself. This is natural, and exactly why we want all kinds of diversity in our representative bodies. She never refused to sign an airport breastfeeding bill - she just…

The light has gone out of my life.

Pro-lifers are some of the least compassionate people there are. Women don’t get abortions in the final trimester because they don’t feel like being pregnant any more. A woman who has a late term abortion is having it because there is something wrong with the pregnancy - it’s either hazardous to her or the fetus.

This Aziz Ansari story has really shaken me. As some of you may remember (or maybe not, I’m certainly not that important), a month or two ago something finally clicked in my head- that I had been sexually assaulted when I was a teenager by my boyfriend at the time. We were both 16 (plus or minus a year, I can’t quite…