I think shiksplaining has a better ring to it.

Apparently you need to hang on to that. it’s out of print now!

OMG yes yes yes! I had the exact same feeling when Gordon Korman spoke to my grade 4 class (his niece Elise was in our class.) I was awed — utterly awed — that this world famous celebrity was coming to my little school. _No Coins Please_ remains my reference for milking a cow; _I Want to Go Home_ should be required…

Just fyi: Ikea does this babysitting room thing too. AND they have mac and cheese AND it is much cheaper. (New burning question: can you bring wine to the Ikea cafe?)

Careful. Someone might try to buy your tit.

Yup. And not just the *this* (the pregnancy part) but the whole kid-raising thing. Love having kids, have three of them, can’t possibly imagine why anyone would want someone who doesn’t want kids to have them. Truly, deeply, INSANE.

Yes please.

Sure, and I totally get what you are saying and agree that it is super sad. What horrible stress around what should be the least problematic part of a rather complicated event. Except I alsothink that everyone should feel just fine pretty much all the fracking time. This whole wedding-industrial complex, with its…

“Donald Trump, a cartoon representation of Irritable Bowel Syndrome in a pharmaceutical ad,”

1. That is a terrible, terrible video.

Yes. But Montreal bagels are a fundamentally different object made by a different process. (And for Torontonians out there, a shout-out to Gryfe’s!)

This is correct.

You think? I guess we disagree about the rights of groups to be correctly identified. I’m not being persnicketyity. I agreed that misspellings happen. But I do think that they are important nonetheless. Especially because, given that this a group that isn’t widely known or identifiable, it is deeply unclear to those…

Could well be. But I’m not actually a Satmar Hasid, and I think that naming a group correctly is basically a prerequisite to talking about it.

Misspelling happens to us all. Though I’m not sure that tit-for-tat is the best approach to a discussion, nor do I entirely understand the logic: because they were horrible to you (which I don’t doubt for a second), you get “even” by misspelling their name?

Do you mean Satmar Hasidim? Perhaps Samtars are another group of which I have not heard. It’s possible. But if you do mean the Satmar group, perhaps we could start having a thoughtful and knowledgeablee discussion about their practices and lifestyle choices by *getting their name right.*

Oooh, can we drink to it? L’chaim!

Yes this.

I don’t think I’ve ever given out so many stars. They aren’t free though: I’m charging a ruinously high interest rate. When you get down to it, I’m just a starlender pretending to be a legitimate star banker.

Wait that wasn’t the point?