yeah i owned them all at one time or another, 2 novas, a pontiac ventura and 2 oldsmobile omegas and 1 snot green buick apollo and i trashed every one of them. One of the omegas had the floor rusted out so bad everytime you went thru a pddle whomever was driving got drenched.

@duetoprivacy: in kiev they can both be had for about 17 dollars

tom hanks managed his lonliness with a 17 dollar soccer ball. 7k to 9k seems a bit steep for a companion. and dont forget, i seriously doubt this thing is advanced enough to bathe itself after youre done abusing it.

$2200 is bit steep when you factor int he price of turd polish youre bound to need.

i couldnt disagree more. When did semi-mediocre become the new standard? If most of your customers are happy you must be doing a good job, right?

@Skunky: i was gonna say 'cheezit' yellow, but wheat thins work too, is sandy duncan the booth professional?

@petersterncan: i read that as excrement at first, still fits though.

@KeyserSoze - Professional Blog Commenter: rachel looks horrible in that dress.

#8 looks like a mean eh..lady

@Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe): how about they call that what it really is, the drunkfatweirdpeoplephotobooth

i appreciate all of your playful euphemisms, and that is why i read npocp day in and day out but c'mon, this thing is a turd colored turd and no amount of polish is going to make it shine. Shit in a pile or shit in a bucket or shit sittin in some dope slingers driveway is still shit. Say it with me FORD PIECE O' SHIT.…

truth time, i think i was 10 or 11 the first time i saw thing and i may have actually pissed myself when the head sprouted legs and crawled away. that was the boogeyman for me for quite awhile after.

@logruszed: i had to google Coprophagia, thanks alot!!1!!

i paid 10 bux, i thought 20 was a little steep i felt 10 was just a little low like 14.99 wouldve felt about perfect but for 10 i still feel like i am getting a deal.

sharpstyx@Shazaam:~$ uptime

wait what?

wow i am ahead of the curve by alot. At the end of the day though, it kinda depresses me that i built and 700$ pc to play a 20$ game(tf2).

i have read this; " I like candy, I like B-movies, and I like — hell, judging by the number of times I've watched Billy Madison, I want to have babies with — the art of filmed stupid."

@Jake: ok ill give you the fact that ambien is some wacky shit but what about the xanies and the percs? theres no ifs ands or buts about what those do.

@cazart: ahhh, the old deuce and quarter. I had a girlfriend in high school whos dad owned one of those. many fond memories of that perfectly huge backseat.