1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

Right, zoos are just the main groups actively involved in animal conservation. But what do you really care about that? Oh right, you don’t care.

There are a couple hundred Malayan tigers left; just leaving them all where they live is maybe not the best way to still have Malayan tigers in ten years.

This was absolutely a planned event by that rapist and I can pretty much guarantee that he’s done it before and will continue to do it in the future. “Dear Abby” should have shut her fucking gob about “miscommunication” bullshit and told her to go to the closest rape crisis center for help.

That first one got it tho.

Um, he invited her over to study and then drove her to an isolated area? Yeah, that’s not predatory at all! Just a communication problem. smgdh

Thing about that is that aliens, at least, are real.

This clip is so relevant lately.

I was so annoyed my friends on facebook were posting this photo of her pouring a beer with lots of foam as evidence of her being a bad candidate because she doesn’t know basic american things. I GOT SO MAD. They were like “it shows her lack of character” “it shows that she doesn’t ask for advice when she needs it”…

She was quoted giving her reason for not eating the cheesecake. She doesn’t want to eat in front of the press. She said nothing about sexism. You’re really reaching.

I was making fun of her Kim Jong Un jackets until I learned she changed from simple pantsuits because she has to wear a bulletproof vest full time now, which kind of sucks.

Hillary got a lot of the same shit in the 90s. I remember her hair in particular being a huge topic of discussion and ridicule for most of the Clinton administration.

I like that probable-alien Ted Cruz is eating aluminum foil.

In fairness, babies are tender, delicious, and only 7 points. Perfect lunch!

I’m now googling pictures of presidential candidates eating. I would like everyone to note that Hillary is the only person with literally hundreds of pictures of her eating and also the only person who looks like she has any idea what to do while eating. I think she has my vote now.

Agreed. It’s a level of self control which I find reassuring in someone who may soon have access to nuclear launch codes

I would need this sized mug if I had the same scrutiny in my life as Hillary Clinton.

I hope she took some cheesecake to go, and when she got to her hotel she poured a mug-ful of wine and ate a ton of cake.

If that isn’t a show of strength I don’t know what is.

This is actually really depressing. We’re finally watching the OJ thing on FX and my first thought seeing her pining for the cake was Marcia Clark and all the abuse she got for her clothes/hair/being a woman. :/