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If there was a shirt that said Your Black Friend Thinks You’re a Racist I’d buy it

I’d like to take this time to talk about Thomas Jefferson being trash. Sally Hemings was his dead wife’s 14 year old half sister who looked nearly identical to her and who was part of his inheritance from his father in law. She was away from home and though technically free in Paris, was fully at the mercy of the of

Pence’s head would have exploded if only Pastor Franklin ended his sermon with this...

Professor on the First Day: I didn’t prepare a lesson plan... let’s just review the responses to this class’ existence.

No one anywhere claimed that the Russians cared about black people in the US or anywhere else. They are, as they often do, calling out American hypocrisy. That hypocrisy is real no matter how much you hate the messenger, and no matter how much you want a false good guy vs. bad guy dichotomy.

Soooo...presumably they ran her tags to know it was her car.

Ain’t nobody got time to watch 365 days x 24 hours of video of Trump.

Honorable Mention - Black people (ahem women) voting against Roy Moore in AL.

“The first kid who finds out that there’s no Santa is an asshole.

To be fair to Tom Brady he’ll roll over and wag his tail for anyone with a tennis ball.  

“...goblin-clown wig.”

James is making it hard for me to hate him. All the Jordan/James comparisons are fine, but as human beings Lebron seems like a far-and-away better person. I could actually see Jordan keeping his mouth shut about Trump because “Republicans buy shoes, too.”

I love LeBron. He seems like such a good person. He has supported his community in Cleveland, he manages his business well and he uses his position to make a positive impact on the world. He is clearly a smart and thoughtful person.

Has Lebron ever publicly spoken on how he resuscitated his hairline?

I am awaiting the Twitter shitstorm snit-fit when the Obamas are invited to the wedding and the Trumps are still banned from the UK. It’s gonna be glorious.

How about we pay them back by electing more women of color instead of asking them to vote in white men!

Puts TWO Tubs in the collection plate after this sermon!

Yes, and I think its great that we are getting rid of some of our most effective people while the right fills up the Senate with rapists and child molesters.

Great, thank god we got rid of the guy who tried to kiss somebody ten years ago.

In situations like this I’d just about DIE to see what would happen had the roles been reversed. Had that been a group of Black students having a group chat about killing a white student I guar-an-TEEEEEEEEE that expulsion rule PLUS more would have been in full effect.