The dramatist in me hoped that as soon as the package opened, the cards would turn to dust and fade into the wind.

The funniest no-spiders mod I’ve ever seen was for one of the Thief games. It went something like, it gave every spider 1HP, made them friendly, made all other NPCs hostile to them, killed them at the beginning of the level, changed their model to a rock, made them invisible and teleported them outside the map…

Imagine being so full of hate that you sit down and spend the time to design a mod that removes a flag you do not like in a game. Its some real “angry incel in their moms basement” level energy

It’s funny that the people who call others sensitive snowflakes are the ones getting upset over colored bars on a flag to the extent they have to mod them out.

Real “you calling out my racism makes you the *real* racist” energy.

I mean this isn’t exactly the same as modding out spiders in Skyrim or Darksiders.

Spiritfarer is so darn good.

A dick move is still a dick move. Just because you already bought the DLC doesn’t mean you cant recognize it as such. 

Pretty sure Factorio sold at a discount pre release, with the promise that it would never be discounted post release.

Spiritfarer is free with Netflix!

“some indie developer came along and made a 15-hour RPG, but sold it for $3, you’d get a score of 3!”

Damn, was the snitch that broke?

If you live in an anti-abortion state, DO NOT TRUST ANYONE outside of your immediate family if you’re planning on getting an abortion, especially Facebook. Get a true encrypted app like Signal to communicate.  Facebook can see absolutely every single message made on their service, and have no problems turning that…

The biggest argument for forums is that if I go to Google or DDG and type in:

That’s like saying speedrunning games is pointless because a TAS will be better. 

I mean, there are a ton of things we can’t do better than a computer, but sitting around being complacent and letting a machine do everything isn’t fun for everyone. Besides, beating another human at chess has nothing to do with computers in the first place.

I guess there’s no right time to dive into No Man’s Sky, there’s always gonna be an update coming up that I’ll feel like I should wait for :P

I feel like this article only provides half the perspective. So as someone who regularly threatens violence against the Bungie developers, over EVERYTHING, let me just say: it’s because I have a shockingly small penis. Like you would not be able to find it, that small.

I’m gonna need some actual examples there, because in my ~30 years of gaming I’ve never experienced even a fraction of the toxicity I do in PVP in any cooperative game mode.

It really doesn’t.

I mean, the ME3 cupcakes were funny, petty, and got the point across without threatening the devs.

That ME3 ending was terrible, and it’s totally why I spent weeks sending all kinds of threats and shit to the developers that were completely justified. Oh, wait, I’m recalling that wrong. Actually, I went ‘well that ending was lame’ and then went to play another game.