This is really the only theory that makes sense. It’s revenge on her part, pure and simple.

via the paps?

More likely, she'll keep dating people until their initials spell out the name of her next album, after the release of which she will sue all of those same people for copyright infringement.

I don’t know how that started but it’s so strange. I’d love it if they made it funny. “The baby is now the size of Kim Kardashian’s engagement ring (the third one)” “The baby is now the size of one of those yankee candles you buy you mom every year for Christmas” “the baby is now the size of Jupiter or at least it…

Sounds remarkably like my experiences in Vietnam!

Ah, yes, yes. This is exactly what a not-at-all-fake relationship looks like.

His expression is one of such, ahem, otter delight.

Hello Ms. Swift! For privacy we have a lovely booth in the back for you and your party.

As a republican who is a Never Trump, I was thinking about voting for Johnson but not any more. Hilary has my vote on lock now.

Any person foolish enough to throw away their vote in such a way and be potentially complicit in the election of a crypto-fascist was never a real progressive. Just an angry and stubborn person looking for easy solutions to difficult questions. I’ve been a Bernie supporter since he announced, but you can bet your ass…

cameron wanted to win the election. so he promised a referendum if he was elected, never expecting the british public would be so shortsighted and stupid ... he took a gamble and lost. BIG TIME. and now so have we all.

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

Own it. Bone it. Disown it.

This is definitely the Blandest Timeline.

I love her in a way that makes no sense. I’m quite sure she would not like me and my messy house. But I have dreams of being like Martha. We moved last year into what is absolutely my dream house. Like, if we won the lottery, I would stay here. Not too big, but plenty of space and a recently renovated kitchen (my last…

I love when Martha plainly states she is in a bad mood right around 00:50.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

OMG did you literally just say she was clearly taking orders from “some man” and that’s why she did something evil? Jesus, this is Jezebel, can we at least give women credit for being evil on their own without needing a man to tell them what to do...?

If you had $21,000+ to spend on a ring, is Kay Jewelers really your jeweler of choice...?! I’ve never heard good things about their quality, and if you’re making that kind of financial investment, I’d think you would get a much more unique and well-made product if you went to an independent jeweler, not a chain. Or if…

he does come across all grimy (get your shots!), but I have a soft spot for him due to how dedicated he is to his disabled son and how many roles he’s turned down in order to be a dad!