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You are really right. I read this a similar way. The article seems to gloss over the fact that these men prioritized something else, which isn't wrong, but now they want to be catered to or feel entitled to a family. I am a mid 30s man and understand that my own choices and focuses have guided me to single and now

They are very cute indeed. But why are they all dressed like goth babies? It’s the holiday season. Shouldn’t they be dressed in red and green? You don’t need to wear black because it is slimming when you are three.

You can and should grieve for whomever you feel, for as long as you want, as much as you want. I'll support you. However I can't support you if in the process you're minimizing or trying to take away the right of others to grieve according to their feelings.

We mourn everyone. Ok, asshole? I am so sick of the constant complaints about how we shouldn’t discuss Americans or the Paris attack because we haven’t discussed every goddamn horror that happens in this world at length. Give it a goddamn rest.

I wouldn’t mind the monarchy if it was actually a beyarchy.

Does anyone else get the feeling that Allison Williams is exactly like Marnie in real life?

I was working at a margarita bar on the water, so winter was slow. We relied on our regulars, a few of which were a group of late twenties bro dudes who would come in for nachos and fish bowl sized margaritas. They were generally ok, except they LOVED to flirt with all of the female staff, despite none of us being

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

A friend is a dancer for an NHL team, and she loves it. She loves dancing, she was a cheerleader in high school. It is a huge time commitment, she also works full time, volunteer coaches young kids, but she really, really loves her role as a dancer for the team. She is an amazing ambassador for the team, and is hugely

Dude, let me tell you: Head, Shoulders, Knees, Toes is workout. After doing the song progressively faster and slower for five preschool classes in a day, my abs were SPENT. I calculated that since each iteration of the song includes 3 toe touches, and I did the song at least five times per class, with five classes,

A note from Rose when I asked her about using Burma in this piece, rather than Myanmar; may be useful if anyone’s curious:

A woman who shames other women in to abstaining from sex until marriage has had not one but two pregnancies out of wedlock?

Wow. It’s almost like abstinence-only education doesn’t actually work. Who knew?

your cat sounds fucking incredible tbh

Literally my exact thought while looking at it. Like sometimes it physically hurts me to know that men that beautiful exist and they are not on top of me at all times. Is there anyone you think is so hot that you’re just like “Yeah I would do absolutely anything with you just name it don’t care how nasty”? Mine is Tom

sharkopalypse I have been right there with ya! Reading your comment hit SO close to home.

Sharkopolypse - I don’t think you sound bitter at all. Just a bit not over it yet and that’s okay, you know. You sound rational and self aware and, when an ex takes steps forward that you’re nowhere near taking yourself yet, that is always gonna shake you. You did the right thing by not getting in contact. I think

My ex’s never reacted like this when I got married. Then again when we split it was usually mutual and friendly... the whole, “Well, we tried it... can we go back to being just friends?”